And you know what? They’re hip enough to know they shouldn’t trust me.
Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu’s triplets! ~ Dennis Miller. If a nut case from overseas wants to blow up their wedding, that’s when I’m right. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. Their offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks. You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an R. If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn’t be in this problem. The Cowboy’s defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts. Hilarious Dennis Miller Quotesīranson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth. Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know them and hate them for a myriad of real reasons. Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was.
Excuse me for getting it right the first time. ~ Dennis Miller.īorn again?! No, I’m not. ~ Dennis Miller.Īmerica may be the best country in the world, but that’s kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round. It’s just plain fun to count money, and I often do it in a loud falsetto while wearing nothing but a captain’s hat and a coin changer. It’s fun to fold and stack and smell and look at. T after a long evening sleeping through ‘Aida.’ ~ Dennis Miller. Funny Dennis Miller QuotesĬheck out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr.
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The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel. There’s no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn’t get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis. ~ Dennis Miller.Ī good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you’ve probably made a serious vocational error. I’m always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn’t take too much effort. I’m actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan’s knee on souvenir pipe night. The herd has a way of thinning itself out. If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. ~ Dennis Miller.Ī recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. I’m like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
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